![]() Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Bad Gas & Bathroom Sections |
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