How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

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How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

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