Redneck Focus Test

Focus: what Canadian politicians lack

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Redneck Broom Focus Test

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Teenagers only have to focus on themselves. It's not until we get older that we realize that other people exist. - Jennifer Lawrence

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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10-Aug-2020