One day at kindergarten the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “I’m sorry Sean, that’s not correct.” Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.” The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.” Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.” The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, David. Come up here and I’ll give you $10.” As the teacher was giving David his money, she said, “You know, David, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said ‘Jesus Christ.’ ” David replied, “Yes, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business...” see also   Business  &  Religious  Sections   Reflective Art Canadian Drive-Thru Work At Home Mom German Car Parkade Dog Face or Dog Butt? Trunk Minions Despicable Watermelon New Parking Spot For Women Popcorn Cremation Time Is Free Fishing Trip in New Zealand Happy 4th of July Click Click Imaging Specialists Awkward Soldier Salute You Turn Australia 101 For Tourists Horse Wood Sculpture Changing Priorities Ahead Fishing With Moses

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