One day at kindergarten the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “I’m sorry Sean, that’s not correct.” Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.” The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.” Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.” The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, David. Come up here and I’ll give you $10.” As the teacher was giving David his money, she said, “You know, David, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said ‘Jesus Christ.’ ” David replied, “Yes, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business...” see also   Business  &  Religious  Sections   Bolder Boulder Shoe Stop Exactly How I Feel Circle Of Life Outback Waterhole Next Week Plans Cycle Feeding Your Cows The Fall Of Adam John The Baptist Souvenirs Boat Hurdles Bread Slice Steak Sale Take Away Food Creative Vandalism History Doesn't Repeat Itself Flamingo Predator Irish Pub Restroom Like This Instant Engine Starting Down Under DHL Express

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