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Most Famous Man
Who is the most famous man in the world?

One day at kindergarten the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”

A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
The teacher said, “I’m sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”

Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”

Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, David. Come up here and I’ll give you $10.”

As the teacher was giving David his money, she said, “You know, David, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said ‘Jesus Christ.’ ”
David replied, “Yes, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business...”



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04-Jul-2022