![]() Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer see also Cat & Little Johnny Sections |
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