Children’s Quotes

Out of the mouths (or pencils) of children



Children's Unique Quotes




































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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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28-May-2020