Christmas Wish For Seniors

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Christmas Wish For Seniors

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Appear as you may wish to be. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell


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04-Jun-2020