A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.” She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Done! They’re coming for Christmas - and they’re paying their own way.” see also   Christmas,   Family,   Nationality  &  Relationship  Sections All Divorces Start With Marriage Arkansas Divorce Application Barb-ed Wire Relationship Cheating Husband Communication Divorce Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement High Maintenance Lemon Picker Old Divorce Perfect Divorce Religious-Based Divorce Scottish Santa Texas Divorce UPS Horse Auction   Baby Scan Redneck Mirror Skateboard Statue WipeOut Turtle Truck How To Burn Fat Unplugged Praying & Preying Mantis Good Driver Overpass Passover Fire Starter Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Auto Strap Never Run a Red Light Bee Safe Hummers Only Look Tough Tactical Texas Defence Budget Cuts Welfare State No Flies On Me

13-Aug-2022