Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor see also Bar, Christmas & Food Sections Christmas Fruitcake Recipe Feel Like a Christmas Fruitcake? How Tequila Works Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies |
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