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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx