iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan


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12-Dec-2019