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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt