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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx