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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien