iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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19-Nov-2019