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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan