iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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02-Jul-2020