iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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30-Sep-2020