Word Tree

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Christmas Word Tree

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Since flesh can't stay, we pass the words along. - Erica Jong

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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26-Jan-2020