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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If: A two-letter word for futility - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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05-Jun-2020