Christmas Light Installation

Hang on to your Christmas lights this year

My friends put up their Christmas lights and decorations this weekend



Hang On to your Christmas Light Installation









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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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25-May-2020