![]() Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger see also Christmas & Snail Sections Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Cat Ornament Chemistree Christmas Ball Tree Christmas Balls Christmas Budget Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Hairstyle Christmas Light Cat Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Top Pain Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Designer Tree Elf Tree Decoration Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Fits Perfectly Griswold Christmas Tree Handyman’s Christmas Tree Hubcap Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Lego Ornament Light Christmas Tree Low Budget Tree Mountain Christmas Tree Mouse Christmas Ornament Newfie Christmas Tree Palm Tree Christmas Lights Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Tree Transport Redneck Tire Tree Lights Sithmas Tree Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Train Tree Water For A Dry Christmas Tree Word Tree Zoo Christmas Tree |
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