Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin see also Aging, Marriage, Police & Stress Sections Ice Cream Thief Lost and Found Lost Axle Lost Bee Lost Bouquet Lost Cat Lost Dog Lost Head Lost Hyundai of New Brunswick Lost Inheritance Lost Leg Lost Luggage Lost Meal Lost Uncle Lost Unfriendly Cat Romance Lost USB Lost Memory Stick Who Lost The Keys? |
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