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Why Christmas Eve is special for pets





Waiting for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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Christmas Light Installation
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Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven
Forget The Present
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Heathen’s Greetings
Jingle Cats’ White Christmas
Merry House
Office Party Grinch
Recession Christmas Tree
Redneck Christmas Sleigh
Saskatchewan Entrepreneur
Save Santa The Trip
Signs of Christmas Everywhere
Texas Hood Ornament
Three Wise Men
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Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

 

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31-May-2020