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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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21-Jan-2022