![]() Soon be discontinued on the Duck Dynasty Christmas Wish List Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon see also Christmas & Redneck Sections Almost Everything’s Bigger in Texas Benini Ranch Sculpture BIG Texas Rattlesnake ChristMoose Tree Crash Course in Texas Weather Giant Texas Red Centipede Jim’s Happy Hour Motion Detector Camera Night Activity Moving Day in Texas Only In Texas Redneck Tree Chair Room Service in a Texas Hotel Sports Car Delivery in Texas Survivor - Texas Style (2013) Tactical Texas Texas 4 Months Apart Texas 911 Texas Ambulance Texas Bakery Texas Bank Security Texas Car Wash Texas Chili Taster Texas Christmas Tree Texas Cobra Boots Texas Cow Cleaner Texas Diet Texas Divorce Texas Door Handle Texas Drought Texas Easter Bunny Texas Farmer Texas Flashlight Texas Gun Lover Texas Holiday Lights Texas Hood Ornament Texas Hunting Vehicle Texas Lampshades Texas Limo Texas Motorcycle Seat Texas Office Chair Texas Outhouse Art Texas Rain Gauge Texas Rocking Chair Texas Speed Camera Texas Steak Texas Style Arrest Texas Three-Kick Rule Texas Truck Texas-Europe Size Comparison Texas Valentine Texas Wal-Mart Shopper Texas Wheel Mags Texas Wheelchair Texas Wildcat Dentist Texas Wine Glass Texas Womanhood Texas Zoo Valentines - Texas Style Welcome to Texas, USPS Why We Live in Texas |
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