![]() International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Christmas Balls Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Lego Ornament Mouse Christmas Ornament Texas Hood Ornament |
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