![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Cat Ornament Christmas Kittens Christmas Light Cat Jingle Cats’ White Christmas Santa Cat Santa Cats |
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