![]() ![]() ![]() Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro Attentive Student Christmas Haircut Hair Ad - Just Add Self Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Rudolf Hairstyle Scottish Haircut Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Tree That’s A Head Of Its Time |
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