![]() Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg Abbey Road Cruise Nurse The Joe-kster’s Cursor Clock The Joe-kster’s Dentist Joe-kster Santa 2009 The Joe-kster Working Out Toddler Joe The Joe-kster’s Desk |
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