Joe’s Office

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg