Every Man Should Get One

Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France