![]() The Sith is a villainous organization of warriors in the fictional Star Wars universe. It is an ancient interstellar quasi-religious institution with an agenda of galactic domination, led by members who seize power through physical force, social maneuvering or political cunning. Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Chemistree Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree Colorectal Surgeon Praise CPU Tree Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Fits Perfectly Griswold Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Light Christmas Tree Merry MoosemasNewfie Christmas Tree Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck 101 - How To Speak Redneck Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Tire Tree Lights Star Wars Howl Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights The Dark Side of Christmas Train Tree Y’Allbonics (Southern Slang) Dictionary |
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