![]() The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Chemistree Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Griswold Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Light Christmas Tree Newfie Christmas Tree Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck 101 - How To Speak Redneck Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Tire Tree Lights Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Y’Allbonics (Southern Slang) Dictionary |
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