![]() My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12 Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Advice from a tree: - Stand tall and proud - Go out on a limb - Remember your roots - Drink plenty of water - Enjoy the view - Unknown Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Chemistree Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Griswold Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Light Christmas Tree Newfie Christmas Tree Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck 101 - How To Speak Redneck Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Tire Tree Lights Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Y’Allbonics (Southern Slang) Dictionary |
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