![]() Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. - Emily Dickinson Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien Iron Man Jack-o’-lantern Jack-o’-lantern Apocalypse Student Loan Jack-o’-lantern |
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