![]() Wishing all a rail-e Merry Christmas! I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato see also Christmas & Train Sections Beat The Tram - Double Loser Busy Train Chocolate Train Fare Dodger Freight Train Graffiti Katoomba Railway Kettle Valley Railroad Locomotive Museum Only In Indonesia - Trainees Overloaded Train Ride Potty 'Train'ing In India Railroad Velocipede Speeder Railway Bend Redneck Firemen Sitting Just Off Center Smithton Stoneys Snowbound Train Train Boat Train Hits Deer Train Photobomb Train Road Train Snack Train Tie Train Tree Wrong Way Train |
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