![]() ![]() All that glitters is not gold Christmas ornaments that stand out among the others Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux see also Christmas & Lightbulb Sections Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Cat Ornament Christmas Ball Tree Christmas Balls Chemistree Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Hairstyle Christmas Light Cat Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Top Pain Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Designer Tree Elf Tree Decoration Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Fits Perfectly Griswold Christmas Tree Handyman’s Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Lego Ornament Light Christmas Tree Low Budget Tree Mountain Christmas Tree Mouse Christmas Ornament Newfie Christmas Tree Palm Tree Christmas Lights Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Tree Transport Redneck Tire Tree Lights Sithmas Tree Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Train Tree Water For A Dry Christmas Tree Word Tree Zoo Christmas Tree |
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