![]() Hair today, gone tomorrow Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Hairstyle & Relationship Sections America’s Moment of Truth Ancient Politician Bad Hair Trump Donald Tramp Donald Trump’s Dog Donald Trump Eagle Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillarius Trump Hurricane Sandy Wreaking Havoc on NYC Landmarks Trump Ballot Box Trump Cat Trump Sandwich Vote For Me |
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