1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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