1940 English Golf Rules

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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