Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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09-Aug-2020