Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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26-Oct-2021