Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


see also   Mechanical  &  Work  Sections
Bilingual Fine Print
Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
Mexican Recliners
Tire-d Workers
Work Siesta

 

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27-May-2022