![]() Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Animal, Car & Illusion Sections Alberta Hood Ornament Corvette Hood Ornament Redneck Hood Ornament Texas Hood Ornament |
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