Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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