Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

The people who influence you are the people who believe in you. - Henry Drummond

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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