Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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01-Jun-2020