Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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24-May-2022