Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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