Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will. - Sugar Ray Robinson

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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24-Jan-2020