Take Your Meds

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. - Mignon McLaughlin

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus