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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

Impotience: Eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable. - Joseph Roux

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The pursuit of happiness is responsible for a good part of the ills and miseries of the modern world. - Malcolm Muggeridge

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. He who wants little always has enough. - Zimmermann

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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