![]() God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart see also Medical, Relationship & Stress Sections Better With Viagra Cat Clinic Coffee And Viagra Colorectal Surgeon Praise New Drugs For Men Nursing Home Care Tiagra Viagra Elephant Viagra Switch |
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