Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student
Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath
Merlyn Streep: professional magician
Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant
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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. - Leonard Nimoy
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. - Leonard Nimoy
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
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