Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student
Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath
Merlyn Streep: professional magician
Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant
Bette Fiddler: skilled symphony musician
Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs
Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer
Draw Barrymore: portrait artist
Leonard di Cappuccino: founder, coffe-shop chain
Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal
I own and operate a ferocious ego. - Bill Moyers
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown
The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
I own and operate a ferocious ego. - Bill Moyers
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown
The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
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