After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. The cosmetics clerk showed him a $50.00 bottle of perfume.
“That’s expensive,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“That’s still quite a bit,” he complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
Tim shook his head and said, “I’d like to see something really cheap.”
Then the clerk handed him a mirror.
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