Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
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