Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
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