Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
Successful Gossip Columnist: Top man on the quote 'em pole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas
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Chinese to English Translation
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