Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas
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