Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
see also Language Sections
Chinese Law School
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes!
No Fee Chinese Detective
 Motorcycle Enforcement in Japan |  Safe Sex Dress |  'Time To Quit' Friend |  Ostrich Passion |  How To Spot An Amish Terrorist |
 I Can Bearly See Him |  Digital Analog Clock |  Motion Detector Camera Night Activity |  Swinging Tea Pot |  Instant Acrophobia |
 Arab Barking Lot |  Politics in Canada and the United States |  Dog Recipe |  Rubik's Cube Jigsaw Puzzle |  Redneck Parachute |
22-Sep-2020 |