Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas
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