A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. When he asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, “Is it a male or female?” “Male,” he replies. “Oh yeah we can do it. I’ll be right there,” he states. An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. “I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself. This will allow you to put the handcuffs on him.” The man asks, “What do I do with the shotgun?” The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, SHOOT THE CHIHUAHUA!” see also   Dog,  Hunting  &  Survival  Sections How To Shoot The Bear On Your Roof   Hot Summer Days mIndians Mouthful Of Information Happy Face Sandwich Senior Eye Exam Chubby Free Pirrows Young Rock Star Restored Beauty Powerplant Swimsuit Models Watermelon Cake Sharkini Julyed Filet Minion Better Singer Texas Basketball Grow Food, Not Lawns Nut Salesman Long Yellow Things Ants Know When Something Is Fake

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