If Satan ever loses his hair, there’ll be hell toupee.
In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu
I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky
Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli
Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin
The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen
Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu
I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky
Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli
Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin
The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa
Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen
Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
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