C'est un Par-eeee joe-k!

Le Translateur ScriptJava
is a handy little translator for
your next trip to France.

With a few clicks, you'll learn to ask for
any joe-k you could possibly need!

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy to show me
to look like to stand to get in

Marcel Marceau perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

in your wildest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)