Artery: Study of paintings. In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens "Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown Webnesia: The act of loading a web browser, then instantly forgetting the site you were going to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein see also Medical & Redneck Sections Blonde’s Medical Dictionary Far Wood Sale New Medic Alert Bracelet Redneck Dictionary Special “Southernisms” |
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