CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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