CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths, Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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