The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a
big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse outside?” Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry see also Country & Native Indian Sections A Horse’s Ass IS Important Ascot Fashion Statement Double Horse Frog To Horse Illusion Head Path Horse Hair Horse Hat Horse Laughter Horse Mane Macrame Horse Model Horsing Around Neigh Be Barn With It One Horsepower Car Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse? Royal Engagement - Prince Charles & Camilla Exclusive World’s First Horse Power Vehicle |
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