[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden
Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas
Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman
Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham
You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill
Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West
A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli
Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga
Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman
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