[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown
A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying
Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson
Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown
Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall
It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray
Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King
You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams
If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot
We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill
Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
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