No Fee Chinese Detective

Looking for the Wong person

[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]

MOST HONOURABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE


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Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

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A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

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Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

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A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier


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03-Jun-2020