[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone
The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno
The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato
Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial
The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
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