Parachute Priorities
Flying is stastically good for 3 out of 4 passengers

A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I’m Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball play the Lakers have. They need me, so I can’t afford to die.”
So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, “I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world.”
She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, “I am old and I don’t have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The boy said, “It’s OK; there’s still a parachute left for you. America’s smartest woman took my school pack.”


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01-Oct-2020