A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - “very quick.”
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and
asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I’m always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store, and put on shelf in bathroom. I can
read - it said, “Polish Remover.”
see also
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A Woman’s Mind
Amsterdam House Poles
Arkansas Divorce Application
Babcock Divorce
Communication Divorce
Distasteful Lawyer
Divorce Cakes
Divorce Defined
Divorce Is Grand
In Three Pictures
Just Divorced
Justice Is Blind
Keyboard Wedding
Legal Assistance For All
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Redneck Divorce
Texas Divorce
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
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Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
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