![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Every dog has his day. - Unknown Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Dog, Redneck & Security Sections Blinker Fluid Redneck Fire Alarm |
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