![]() Every dog has his day. - Unknown Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Dog, Redneck & Security Sections Blinker Fluid Redneck Fire Alarm |
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