A Doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter appears to speak with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives. Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown Webnesia: The act of loading a web browser, then instantly forgetting the site you were going to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin see also Doctor & Medical Sections Do You Have An HMO? New Medic Alert Bracelet |
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