Q: Why did the Redneck cut his toilet in half?
A: He had a half-assed brother coming to visit him.
see also
Bathroom, Family & Redneck Sections
|  Swimming in the Dead Sea
|  Redneck Beer Stacker
|  Hot Summer Days
|  mIndians
|  Mouthful Of Information
|  Happy Face Sandwich
|  Senior Eye Exam
|  Chubby Free
|  Pirrows
|  Young Rock Star
|  'Pier' Pressure
|  Restored Beauty
|  Powerplant Swimsuit Models
|  Watermelon Cake
|  Sharkini
|  Julyed
|  Filet Minion
|  Better Singer
|  Texas Basketball
|  Grow Food, Not Lawns
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