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Sea Monster’s Appetite for Potatoes
Dining on overturned ships

Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Ben, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and ate everything on the ship.

A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling potatoes. Ben again capsizes the ship and eats everything on board.

The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes and Ben once again capsized it and ate everything.

Finally his buddy Joel asked him, “Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?”

Ben replied, “I wish I hadn’t, but I just can’t help myself once I start. Everyone knows you can’t eat just one potato ship.”


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02-Jul-2022