Multi-Face Cat

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown